Why I will never again dance at an Eagles Hall.

We have a troupe rule.

Never dance at an Eagles Hall.

And this is why.

The Eagles have a policy whereby you can use the Eagles Hall for your event, but their members MUST still retain access. So it isn't just your place; their members are still walking about. And if you know anything about the Eagles, they tend to be older gentlemen of a particular demographic...good ol' boys 'round these parts.

Toilet Squirrel - A Story

So I am a member of the Ravelry community, and each year they have the BOB Awards, which is an excuse to call to light some of the best patterns, best projects, best yarns, best contributors, and in this case, the best or funniest threads in the forums. This is one of the contenders for 'Funniest Single Post'. I loved it and had to share!

Oh and hey, if you're also on Ravelry, I would love to friend you!

Enjoy. :)

"Yes, Virginia, There Is a Squirrel in My Toilet. You May Not Believe How It Got in There, but Here’s One Way to Get It Out
By Beth Nabi

It wasn’t December. It wasn’t my chimney. And it sure as snowballs wasn’t Santa.

Dance terminology chuckle

One of my troupe-mates updated her status on Facebook today with
"...had to sit and think for a second after saying "I'm doing a camel" ....>_<"

LOLOLOL!! I knew y'all would appreciate that!

You Suck at Photoshop...

A hilarious tutorial on how to retouch images in Photoshop, with a sardonic twist. If regular tutorials bore you to tears, have a laugh and learn a few tricks!

"Warp it up...ya know, like my marriage..."

And now for something completely different

I interrupt your regularly scheduled bellydance musings to bring you

UPSIDE DOWN DOGS!!